
— No one, ever. (via prettygirlrockmafia)
i wish you could unfollow people in real life so you never have to see them again
Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
“C’MON NOW!!”
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
“you have the power to hurt me because you are the one i’m in love with.”